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i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

Things I am currently craving

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face


if you don’t think bo burnham is brilliant you are wrong


My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

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Ed Sheeran - I'm A Mess
  • Ed Sheeran
  • I'm A Mess
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I literally can’t stop listening to this song


Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

Guys I’m so fucking happy I got to chill with this super cool guy all night and we watched lame movies like sharknado and scary movie 2 and a haunted house and I made him dance like the crazy white girl in sm2 and we kissed a bunch AND he touched my butt and I gave him a backrub and within minutes he fell asleep and he was cuddling me so hard and he looked so fucking cute I didn’t want to leave