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h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

Things I am currently craving

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face

adolfhitlersnipples:

if you don’t think bo burnham is brilliant you are wrong

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

(Source: flip5600)

Ed Sheeran - I'm A Mess
  • Ed Sheeran
  • I'm A Mess
  • 19,659 plays

lukhemmingz:

I literally can’t stop listening to this song

nonelikerae:

Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

Guys I’m so fucking happy I got to chill with this super cool guy all night and we watched lame movies like sharknado and scary movie 2 and a haunted house and I made him dance like the crazy white girl in sm2 and we kissed a bunch AND he touched my butt and I gave him a backrub and within minutes he fell asleep and he was cuddling me so hard and he looked so fucking cute I didn’t want to leave